Moolah

The man in the picture is not me. He is far from me, there are 3 reasons for this.

First of all, I am English. I wouldn't really like to be american, I might end up getting shot, in fact with my sense of humour and general attitude, I am pretty sure I would get shot.

Secondly, I am not rich. I actually, am quite poor. I know what people are probably thinking, if I am so poor, how am I on the internet, on a computer blah blah blah. I don't mean properly, third world, going to die poor. Just in general, I have no money, it is making my life a bit boring and I would like to go out occasionally poor. I need a job. I have been looking, but can't find one. If anyone would like to help, or maybe even just pay me to be alive, that would be great.

Oh, and the third reason I am not like this guy?

I am white :P.